that turtle has a nuke penis
by PENIS NUKE December 23, 2020
Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
by ice cream coño June 13, 2022
a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022
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