Tricky Dick

Nickname for President Richard M. Nixon. Earned for his perceived role in the Watergate scandal.

Tricky Dick had a dog named Checkers.

by the brockman March 16, 2003

brown dick

when you are analing a girl and then she shits on your dick and you stick it back in and after that letting your dick dry out with her shit.

hey drew do you want to anal?
YA! i LOVE ANAL!
ok then let me BROWN DICK you!
sounds like fun!

by rape is fun May 19, 2009

Zach's Dick

Really small.

Person 1: Dude, that test was short.
Person 2: Yeah man, it was zach's dick short.

by thengrfgt November 20, 2015

Caffeine dick

Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"

Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?

Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.

Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

q-dick

When one sticks ones dick in their partners ear.

(Ear fucking someone)

Dan: "Did you slay her last night?"
Tim: "Nah bro, but she let me q-dick her."
Dan: "Oh that must have been tight"

by JakeWard April 17, 2010

Dick Sleeves

The arm holes of a sleeveless shirt created by cutting or ripping the sleeves off.

Look at the douchebag wearing dick sleeves.

by Lil Jimmi November 24, 2009

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010