What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.

Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

what's in the bag yeh

When a brit boy comes out running and asks what's in your computer bag

oi bruv allow it, what's in the bag yeh

by hamadsaid October 8, 2019

What now, my love?

An acoustical song done by NOFX. Happens to be my ringtone on the hubby's phone.
Good little diddy, gets you moving.

Everytime I call the Hubby, he is blessed with NOFX's cool tune; What now, my love?

by REBel Siren September 20, 2021

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025

What’s up Doc?

Getting pegged with a carrot and then having your partner take a bite out of it explaining “Eh, what’s up Doc?”

Jessica brought a carrot into the bedroom last night. I knew instantly she wanted some What’s up Doc?

by Nomad13 June 5, 2024

WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING IN MY LANE

Its a pokemon unite sort of thing so if your a speedster and you have to get good xp in the middle zone too level up because there not strong before evolution so people say there stealer and thats why there cant be more than 1 speedster

BREH WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING IN MY LANE HES SUCH A DUMBASS MY GOT SUCH A STEALER WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY XP AHHHHHHHHH

by GEt OuT Of MaH KitCheN bReH September 25, 2021

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020