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by Frank Von TidewaTer May 1, 2022
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Monkey

A monkey is a name to an animal.
Some even use it as a insult, but how?
I have a cute monkey!
Your a monkey!
by 933933 May 3, 2022
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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.
I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.
by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022
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Porch Monkey

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
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Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
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Monkey

It's a monkey 🐒 awww.
Hym "I liked the monkey one."

Iam "It was a good video."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
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