flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021

Cat Boy Fucker

(Noun:) A person who fucks cat boys.

Hey did you see that video of Nick Fuentes with Cat Boy Kami? They were totally making eyes. Nick Fuentes is such a cat boy fucker.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 9, 2021

Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.

Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.

by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021

Pennsylvania Cat Fight

When 1 man and 3 women get in a room together. The women all fight over the man while either sucking his penis to see who he likes more or a full out brawl. The man can do whatever he wants to them while they are fighting.

Man that Pennsylvania Cat Fight was crazy last night.

by erectiledys January 24, 2026

cat-and-mousse game

Refers to a "catch me at it if you can" contest of wits dat pits in-denial chocolate-loving junk-food junkies against health-food hippies who are wanting to (A) prove dat said people are indeed secretly chowing down on said sugary fattening foods, and (B) pressure said cloying caloried comestable indulgers to eat bean sprouts and tofu instead.

Something like da temperance-revival crowd's repeatedly straining for a glimpse of da supposedly-sober King's "puttin' in his time with a private jug", a nutrition-doctor's trying to document da "sugary slippages" committed by one of his clients --- and thus get him to admit dat he "sneaks sweets" sometimes, and therefore needs will-power help --- can be a real "cat-and-mousse game".

by QuacksO January 29, 2026

The Battle Cats

One of the best tower defense games, made by PONOS and is really fun, can be hard at times as well

Jimmy: hey dude, you play the battle cats, right?

Josh: No

Jimmy: get the fuck out my face

by Mr. Garm February 1, 2026