The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!

Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!

by Smokethatskinwagon January 31, 2016

Red Solo Cup Party

When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.

Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.

by RoflSalts88 March 20, 2023

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

Red Smitty

The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.

Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 07, 2021

what he said but in red

a way of agreeing with a someone; to support one’s claim (Color of Ink may Vary)

Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.

Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.

Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.

by PizzaRollKev December 06, 2021