my dad left to get milk

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

by madahajalakaqawaeara July 01, 2022

buy one get one free

a synonym for masturbation

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back

by John Doughty April 30, 2008

Go get 'em tiger...

A phrase used when you are having a conversation with someone (usually a friend), and the other person is being a complete dumbass and doesn't understand what you're talking about, even though its completely understandable... But then they finally get it.

John: Hey, where were you today?
Sam: I was home sick...
John: Oh where were you? I didn't know you were on vacation!
Sam: I'm at home. Sick. Dumbass.
John: Oh!! You're home.. and you're sick. Sucks man!
Sam: Go get 'em tiger...

by SmileFlirtFuck September 07, 2011

Get off your high horse

An idiom used when you try to demoralise a smart cookie from spreading cringely bullcrap

Guy1: Ur such an idiot, u can't even include iostream and restart your computer
Guy2: Get off your high horse, you can't even write a paragraph in HTML, smartass

by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020

Run-up get done-up

a phrase used by many people basicaly meaning say something and get your ass whipped. its usualy said by "gangster" people in areas with poverty.

I was looking at Tyrece in the hallway and he told me to run-up get done-up. im going to the guidance counsler!

by T-rizzle Dizzle January 17, 2009

Get off my kool-aid

Leave me alone

Get out of my face

Rufus kept trying to get Emma's number so she told him to "get off my kool-aid"

by LadyAlkro January 15, 2011

get my face puffy

stuffing your face. eating.

i'm starved, i'm gonna go out and get my face puffy.

by OMGMIRANDA August 12, 2008