dumb cum

A man's ejaculation into a woman without a contraceptive.

I'm not allowing a dumb cum, sweetie. Let's have safe sex and buy a condom.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Cum

The horny milk that comes out of your penis

I hate cum

by arandomdudelol November 23, 2023

Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males

“I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.

by Cumologist November 1, 2021

Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.

Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.

by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018

Cum

Cum: a word to describe the mayo you find at the bottom of your older brothers sock draw

Person 1: hey can I have some cum on my burger.

Person 2: sure baby cakes ;)

by Eyelc January 1, 2022

Cum

Coffee with thick milk

Hey James you want some cum?
Ok

by Ramen110738 February 14, 2022