bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

stinky cheese

Someone who nigger knocks

Stop being a stinky cheese you monkey

I hate mondays

by sioderhgis9rufhsdjgsirfhg October 6, 2023

hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 2, 2023

Cheese bread

mmmm.. cheese bread

parcipitant #9271 : dude i had the best cheese bread yesterday
Parcipitant #9288 yooo sick

by i killed my wife for children January 1, 2024

Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis. The cheese is another word for vagina.

Bread & Cheese

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - that’s what he said.

by Big Ball 1234 April 20, 2025

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023