a child (normally between the ages of 2-10) who is obsessed with bright neon colors (usually green). these children are usually autistic.
example:
kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors
kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid
kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors
kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid
by That_PUH9898 December 18, 2023

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.
(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)
Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)
Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID
P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…
P1: EWW- WTF
P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…
P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023

Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"
Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

A hella shitty kid who like to beg his dad for vbucks. Also ragequits and fricking complains to mom if dead in a match. O ya and underage swearing too.
by vantablac July 27, 2021
