A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...
***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...
***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...
Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
by Stains and Smears February 11, 2019
Get the Lost Phone Syndromemug. The commonly found ability and/or disorder for a video gamer to experience the sensation of physical harm when only experiencing an occurrence in video games (Commonly used acronym: ENS or ENP for the alternatively used Extended Nerve Perception)
Man: Ow!!! Did you see that grenade?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?
by IHaveYourSealab March 14, 2009
Get the Extended Nerve Syndromemug. A feeling of an accessory (e.g. a ring) still being worn on you even though it isn't really there. It's caused by wearing an accessory for a long amount of time, then taking it off.
Guy 1. I was listening to ASMR all night with my Airpods. I took them out, but I can still feel them in my ears.
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome
by TylerGaming101_YT March 23, 2022
Get the Phantom Accessory Syndromemug. by Javorový_Piful December 15, 2021
Get the Ondre´s syndromemug. by timää July 13, 2015
Get the reversed chickenhead syndromemug. A syndrome in which the sufferer thinks they're far superior to others in every way for the sole reason that they were once a programmer. Usually also have Real-Programmer Syndrome, usually act like vegans.
A: I was once a programmer, but have since retired. Did I tell you that I'm a retired programmer? Helloo??
B: Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
A: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I USED TO WRITE MILLIONS OF PAGES OF CODE BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WRITE NUMBERS BEFORE OUR LINES TO KEEP TRACK OF- You get it. A classic example of Retired-Programmer Syndrome.
B: Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
A: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I USED TO WRITE MILLIONS OF PAGES OF CODE BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WRITE NUMBERS BEFORE OUR LINES TO KEEP TRACK OF- You get it. A classic example of Retired-Programmer Syndrome.
by Steff a knee March 3, 2019
Get the Retired-programmer syndromemug. EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION
I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.
by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021
Get the text derangement syndromemug.