Red

Red

Roses are red,
Strawberries are Red,
My Grass ist Red,
Fuck my garden ist on fire!

by 7 page muda July 27, 2019

post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

Big Red Black Out

Approximately when an Indiana University PC blackscreens on you, making you think that you have lost everything you have been working on, then suddenly your screen reappears.

Do not freak. That is what we call a Big Red Black Out.

by Legatus 1TTA1 March 3, 2008

Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.

April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was

by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021

Gay Red

When an individual (Fart Gayler) wears the colour red.

See Fart wearing red, that’s “Gay Red”

by Fart Gayler August 31, 2022

Red

1. A color

2. My name :)

“That strawberry is so red”

“Red is gay”

by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023

Red vother loaded

a fully sick drink that'd blow your mind

that Red vother loaded blew my mind

by deeeeeeeeeeeeeeen June 23, 2009