A noticeably wealthy black person.
"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025
Get the money monkeymug. the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
Get the Monkey Steamermug. A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys
Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
by NotPoiix February 13, 2024
Get the Black Monkeymug. Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
by Silent humor December 13, 2019
Get the Console Monkeymug. Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011
Get the Monkey Pumpmug. 