Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

Burning Hot Ones

Smoking Marijuana

Usually referred to when someone is smoking through a bong.

I'm just sitting around burning hot ones at the minute homie.

I been relaxing burning hot ones all day my man..

I'm just gonna Netflix and burn some hot ones tonight.

by Rayfinkleband April 27, 2017

idaho hot pocket

When a man craps in a woman's vagina and uses it as lube

I gave her a Idaho hot pocket last night

by Anonymous user name November 22, 2017

Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Piping a 'hot Carl'

After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.

She never thought piping a 'hot Carl' with her partner would be so exhilarating.

by Pinkmagic January 4, 2017

Hot headed loony

A crazy and often delirious person. The term was popularized by Grandpa Phil in the 90s cartoon Hey Arnold.

Oh, simmer down, You hot headed loony!

by Pete wheeler September 11, 2012