cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.

Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!

by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025

Ai cum slut

An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load

Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?

by Jigglyassholecum November 14, 2024

Cum

The jizzle put in the frizzle for spicy sizzle : cum

I did a cum up

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023

Cum Diaries

Johnny Depp and Amber Heards sex tape

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes

by Cummealean June 5, 2022

Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023

Cum

White sticky substance that comes out of a mans penis during sex

As I walked into Emily house we immediately started kissing and undressed each other we then ran upstairs and got on the bed. Emily then began to suck my dick I could feel it start to swell up. Then I started licking her pussy and licked out all the pussy juices. After that I shoved my rock hard dick in her little pussy and started having sex. It was absolutely amazing and I was cumming inside of her within seconds we then had sex all night long and I cummed in her Pussy multiple times until it was full. It was a night I’ll never forget

by Hornyyyyyy person May 20, 2021