Budget Cunt

Cheapest hooker in the area!

"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"

by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021

Cunt

An Old Wrinkly women that teaches sex ed....

Use a Condom Bitch! Said Mrs. Cunt

by PuddleJumper! January 2, 2010

Bungle cunts

pussy's in knots

bungle tumple of bungle cunts

by yo-noid giver November 20, 2019

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Cunt Cup

A hard female cup that covers the vaginal area during sports and unwanted sexual advances.

I had my Cunt Cup on all night and it itched!

by Panty Teaser September 29, 2015

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt

Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”

by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023