blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface August 25, 2005

Drop off some plates

The act of taking a dump, but as described by how many terds/or the physical amount of pooh being dropped into the toilet at a specific time.

Man, I should not have had those enchiladas, I gotta go drop off some plates.

Man, I just dropped off three plates in the shitter.

Dude, I gotta drop off some plates.

by jigsawlvmc March 8, 2009

Dropping the kids off at the pool

A term meaning to have a bowel movement; to POOP!

"HAHAHA Dawg, im dropping the kids off at the pool." -Bird Turd

"I want to go swimming :("- Doo Doo Brain

by Birdie<3/ Bird Turd March 11, 2011

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

drop the kids off at the pool

The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.

While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool

by hlavity February 15, 2008

Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

by Bjorn Olson March 11, 2008

The Slim Shady Jerk off

The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.

Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it

by Marshall maners October 24, 2018