Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.
An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you
Yeah? Let's hear it
Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
Yeah? Let's hear it
Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
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Originates from the memetic line in Megamind where Tighten says to a bystander thanking him from freeing them from Megamind that "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management"
Originates from the memetic line in Megamind where Tighten says to a bystander thanking him from freeing them from Megamind that "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management"
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