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Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on
“Hey, can I suck your penis
“Yes please daddy
by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022
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Penis

A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy
Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”
by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022
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Penis

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.
Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023
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Penis

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded
by Canyon34 February 19, 2021
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penis slut

you penis slut.
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penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area
omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.
by dildofart69 November 30, 2020
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Penis

The sexual organ ment to excrete urine and release sperm in the form of cum.
by Urmomgaylol12345 May 5, 2018
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