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Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019
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I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.
Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"
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Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.
Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy
by hue jasol May 10, 2018
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Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.
by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021
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Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a
Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors
by butcheeck September 24, 2019
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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best friend

by anonymous March 14, 2022
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