Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.
Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.
by Pizi March 13, 2020
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kewt nut

Jesus christ: look at this kewt penguin pororo oh he is so kewt
Tru nigga: kewt nut
by Thot Patrol 8866618 October 15, 2022
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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
by TheNutSlapper December 19, 2022
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krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.
She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.
by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018
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Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
by TheBeato November 06, 2023
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butter nutting

The fine art of ejaculating onto a piece of toast and then spreading butter over the toast, thus mixing the cum and butter and delivering it to the enemy of the one who ejaculates.
Sage is such a dick, i am going to start butter nutting him every morning.
by ThatAsianGutBuster October 28, 2015
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Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.
My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.
by Ricky the sticky July 07, 2022
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