(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.
I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.
by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014
Get the Bag Fingersmug. A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019
Get the Colostomy Bagmug. You look suspicious come with me. says my Drag The Bag assistant to a random person who looks suspicious.
by Unahya December 8, 2020
Get the Drag the bagmug. by hamadsaid October 8, 2019
Get the what's in the bag yehmug. soleyana: *drinks milk from bag*
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.
by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020
Get the milk bagsmug. When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.
I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.
by Underpants man June 12, 2025
Get the Saddle Baggingmug. by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022
Get the rooster bagsmug.