Bag Fingers

(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.

I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.

by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Drag the bag

When you have an assistant that drags random people to you who look suspicious.

You look suspicious come with me. says my Drag The Bag assistant to a random person who looks suspicious.

by Unahya December 8, 2020

what's in the bag yeh

When a brit boy comes out running and asks what's in your computer bag

oi bruv allow it, what's in the bag yeh

by hamadsaid October 8, 2019

milk bags

milk bags are milk in a bag. don’t lie, we all drink milk from a bag.

soleyana: *drinks milk from bag*
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020

Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.

I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.

by Underpants man June 12, 2025

rooster bags

Bitch I bet ur here reading this. ANSWER US IN THE GROUP CHAT.

Y’all are rooster bags.

by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022