cum-apult

a catapult filled with cum

the cum-apult flew across the living room

by pookieposts January 17, 2023

Cum Dumpster

Someone who is so desperate that they will basically sell themselves to anyone hot in their path

She’s fucked all the guys in the school, it’s like a cum dumpster or something.

by Saboona October 21, 2018

Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.

Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"

by Brillo! February 16, 2023

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

dirtyy cum

Dirty cum refers to when someone cums in a cup and adds alcohol, then gives it to someone to drink.

She got some dirtyy cum last night.

by T f r vyfyf April 28, 2022

cum of kids

Zach is dyslexic. Lol

Zach and his friends were playing jackbox and he couldn't spell the word on so instead he put of after the game zachs prompt was cum of kids

by R-DUCK March 4, 2025

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023