even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Doing a Hanky

When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.

Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.

Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"

by brock boy November 25, 2021

Wanna do some dragons?

Easily the best way to lose money in the popular Minecraft minigame Skyblock on the biggest server 'Hypixel'.

Hey, wanna do some dragons?
Nah, I'm brokey.

by Brofel December 17, 2020

Do a Bowen

Doing a “Bowen” is when you use an innocent girl for a quick shag

Person 1: “why are you taking that unconscious girl?”

Person 2: “don’t worry, just gonna do a Bowen”

by BigBlackginger420 November 22, 2021

Doing a Ben

When you wake up and expect to see colour, but all you see is Reen and Ged

Person: Good morning Ben, Lovely green grass outside isnt it?
Ben: Yo fam what you mean? the grass is Reen mate!
Person: o_O the fuck is Reen?

Doing a Ben
When you wake up and expect to see colour, but all you see is Reen and Ged

by oScooby November 17, 2019