I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023

Sad to know you hour

When your friend takes the biggest L of their life

Your mom did take the L on you because her and your dad got divorced? That a sad to know you hour

by Darkquavis December 31, 2018

Did you know?

This means whatever you’re about to say is a useless fact that no one will ever need to know.

“Did you know? clouds weigh millions of tones!”
“Kill yourself.”

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

everything you know is wrong

a song

"what song do we listen to?"
"idk probably everything you know is wrong"

by abilXD February 2, 2025

You Know Who Else Logs?

A common phrase gay people use to find other surrounding gays, or mentally ill people (GPO players)

Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?

You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"

by dxpe? December 15, 2023