Yankees

The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!

Red Sox Fan: We won one! You suck!

Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere!

Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever!

Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.

by #1 Yankees fan May 21, 2005

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Yankees

A term used for jerking off because of the yanking motion. Popularized by court from dirty street confessions podcast

If rubi rose pics leak, I’m catching bare Yankees

by Fuck.court August 25, 2022

Yankeepunk

The aesthetic defined by having to use candles cause your electric bill is too high. A derivative of candlepunk named after Yankee candles.

I can't go to Europe this year because of how Yankeepunk their situation is right now.

by LP426 September 4, 2022

Yankeeback

This is a person from America that goes to another country and expects everyone to speak English and is ignorant of their traditions.

These yankeebacks never even try to learn our language. I wish they had a better education system.

by IcyOtter January 22, 2023

1927 Yankees

The gods of baseball

the 1927 Yankees could beat any team today in a hearbeat

by Vman29397 February 9, 2017

playing the yankees

Masturbating for a male.

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

by iggyfenton July 26, 2017