The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
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wine

The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together
Alison I’ll drink your wine. Alison, by Slowdive
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020
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seventy wine

Doing a 71 while drinking a glass of wine. Coined by Gino D'Campo on itvs celebrity juice.
The seventy wine really brings romance to sexy time.
by Ihaveagoldencasio November 13, 2016
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Booty wine

The little bit of enima water That dissolves your water-based lube as you fuck your boyfriend.
That booty wine turned our lube into water and I got a chafing on my cock. Brandon
by Sethica Thomas April 15, 2021
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Yellow Wine

Urine left to sit in the toilet bowl for an extended period of time, often by accident.
As the water evaporates, the resulting concentrated mixture yellows and grows more potent, releasing a truly foul smell when you finally get back from your trip and flush it.
I went to visit my relatives in Colorado for a week, but I forgot to flush before I left and came back to some yellow wine brewing in my toilet.
by watchoutforthatrock June 14, 2022
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Wine Cap

Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.
Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.

Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?
by KJASK October 31, 2014
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three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!
by Mark tawang October 20, 2021
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