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Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
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Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
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Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
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fuck like the wind

Fast and Quick thoughtless with a person of no importance like hoe
I fuck like the wind is like the girl Jane that gets around and getting an invitation

to her house.
by Dont go there m.j. February 22, 2018
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Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"
by The green power ranger September 20, 2016
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Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes July 18, 2016
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Indonesian Wind Tunnel

When a woman clenches her vaginal wall with the males penis inside her making a tighter sensation for the man
Frosty last night gave me an Indonesian wind tunnel it was great
by MufcMixer August 22, 2021
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