urban isolationist

A person who chooses to live in an expensive, popular, densely-populated part of a major city, but hates being around other people.

John: Did you hear Tony bought one of those condos in Uptown, right over Starbucks?

Bill: He bought it just to look cool; he hates having to be in crowds, wait in line, or say hello to neighbors.

John: Yeah, I thought he was an urban isolationist.

by RenegadeTX January 4, 2008

urban gravy

The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose and both slippery and treacherous on the feet.

I busted my ass getting out of the cab after my foot slipped on a steaming gob of urban gravy.

by Sauceman January 13, 2005

Urban Dickionary

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

urban dictionarying

what you do when you're looking up words at urban dictionary dot com

I was urban dictionarying last night when I found 'Tweet-Dropping'

by constantmusic April 24, 2009

Urban Pricktionary

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.

John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.

by TurdFly March 6, 2013

Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition

TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT

by krazydave June 29, 2010

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is a unskinny website that didn’t allow expoxsed definition on that website.

Bri-“Omg you know that website urban dictionary”
Addi-“Yeah, why”
Bri-“They didn’t allow @expoxsed definition to be on there”
Addi-“holy fuck really that’s so unskinny of them”
*both drive urban dictionary to kill them self bc they were unskinnified*

by expoxsedtookmynair September 15, 2018