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Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.
by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022
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Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.
I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!
by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022
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Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.
Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.
by Aadoog January 31, 2023
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Slippery Turtle

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.
Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.
by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009
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Pink Turtle

An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.
Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
by Lesbo Love ^2 November 28, 2009
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pancake turtle

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.
Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!
by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010
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