Tuesday

Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.

I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.

by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021

Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week

Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"

by Home depot worker May 4, 2019

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

Swirl Cone Tuesday

Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn

I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?

by Its natural just go with it March 10, 2020

Taboo Tuesdays

On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...

Man, I can't wait for Taboo tuesdays! She's gonna get it.

by Anonymous_012398 January 5, 2021

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020

Tanqueray Tuesday

Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.

Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !

by mav_maaar.leey September 5, 2023