Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

Good Tortilla

It is used when someone asks you if you have ever been in Betanzos.

Person 1: Have you ever been in Betanzos? I have been told that the food is good there.
Person 2: Good Tortilla.

by Mamellas May 10, 2024

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco

Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.

by thafisher51 March 20, 2025

Main Torta

Predominately the only Ny Rican Torta

My Main Torta is on the way

by Life May 5, 2025

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.

Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.

by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025