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Tristan is a asshole and you never wanna be friends with him or have him as a boyfriend cause he is a puppy dog and will follow you around everywhere DONT DATE A TRISTAN . He will always pick on your flaws and will make fun of you he is very very very annoying and mean and uglyyyyy affffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl1: Ew is Tristan boyfriend

Girl 2: yeahhh I love him
Girl1: ew gross dump in while you can he’s ugly and mean

Girl2: okay I’ll dump his ugly ass!!
Tristan by Zopheyq November 29, 2018
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The best guy you will ever meet. A hilarious man who is slightly sensitive and a pushover.
Person:Tristan is so cool
Person 2:No he is funny but a pushover
Tristan by TaktikalGamingYT December 4, 2018
Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.
Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.
Tristan by JS57 December 4, 2018
hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey
Wow Tristan is such an ass”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”
Tristan by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018

tristan spiesky 

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.
Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky
tristan spiesky by joIJD December 11, 2018
A cool guy and you ca follow his instagram @theyl0vetristan
Boy : you follow tristan
Girl : yeah he can dance
tristan by tristanwas here December 20, 2018
( she’s a girl) an amazing person that Stan’s why don’t we and more people her instagram was joyousjdong but now is retrobesson2.0 she is very funny and sweet
Omg I love you Tristan <3
Tristan by Whydontwe_bri on ig February 17, 2019