new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister

"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"

by Kennman November 12, 2013

June showers bring scary tornadoes

an old saying

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes

by cool dude ste June 28, 2017

the golden tornado

The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.

She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!

by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.

S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021