Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick
Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!
by gibbymaller November 18, 2018
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A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
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Skittles

Magical sweets with healing properties, usually used to treat the common cold.
Please get me some skittles from the store, i ain’t feeling well
by skittles5363 April 16, 2019
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skittle

to rub ferociously, usually in a sexual manner
I’m going to skittle her clit tonight ;)
by jakeregae:) November 17, 2020
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Skittle Hut

A place/facility where hot females, skittles, gather typically more females than males in the establishment. Often good looking females hang out in large groups at events and the ratio of females to males are overwhelming in the favor of men.
Hey AT, where you headed? Oh, im headed to Skittle Hut.
by At Mr. and Gabbie May 23, 2012
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shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
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Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot
Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles
by Kahnboi November 6, 2023
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