night pig

a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.

oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*

by 500kit500 March 9, 2017

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012

sus no pig

because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”

bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig

by stef quack April 20, 2021

Pig Fucker

See David Cameron

Brexit was caused because a Pig Fucker called for a vote

by EwanMcGod January 31, 2020

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

pig hunt

A contest between guys(or girls)to pick up and then screw the uglest girl (or guy)in the bar.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.

At 1am,it's a pig hunt,or stop and by a copy of Swank before goin' home

by Woodland Hunter August 25, 2008

Pigged out

Typically used by scousers meaning eaten a lot

Nah mate I can’t move I’ve proper pigged out you know?

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018