Mental Five

When you and a bro high five in your minds because a. You're too far away from each other to actually high five b. You both just can't be bothered to high five or c. Because the action/event was so awesome that a normal high five just wouldn't suffice

Alex: Woah dude that was so cool, mental five

Harry: Nice!

by bluedudeinahole September 25, 2014

dawg mentality

An internal drive, confidence, and aggression that resides within certain players. These players go that extra mile to make a play.

*player hits triple in his 2nd at bat after losing 3-0*
Coach: Now that's the type of player I would love to have on my team. He has that dawg mentality!

by DaGoatCoach April 6, 2021

Mental Masturbation

This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.

See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.

Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.

I fucking hate you.

I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?

Not with you.

Thats douchey.

by gordon getty November 13, 2011

mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...

zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009

mental disorder

The act of thinking there are more than two genders.

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"

by kansas54 April 20, 2017

Mental health

One thing that won't help your mental health is not taking a stand you know you have in you. It's not about being perfect or meeting someone else's expectations, you always have an enemy within to contend with no matter the adversity coming from outside of you. Good for Simone Biles.

Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

mental retardation

Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree’s definitions/their entire existence

”Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree have mental retardation”

by monkeymoo ✨ March 4, 2023