Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

Time Stones

When there isn’t a time limit and whatever will be will be

An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together

“There are no time stones...”

by Brandp January 27, 2019

fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.

Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.

by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

Frosty Stone

An alcoholic beverage known as Keystone Light. The beverage takes upon said name after spending significant time in a cold environment.

Matt: Yo dude can you toss me a frosty stone to shotgun?

John: Sure can

by Cman5792 October 28, 2009

Austin stone

He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard

Austin stone is awesome

by Kayla Kurtz March 22, 2021

Reality Stone

The red stone in Avengers that allows the user to control the reality of their surroundings whenever they want.

Reality is often disappointing, but now it can be whatever I want using the reality stone.

by YourMomNoob September 29, 2019