Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008

the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.
by lonerangeroo December 5, 2011

(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.
kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.
by Copper_Whorehey November 21, 2017

by TheOriginalPAD February 11, 2010

Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".
by SSFunny March 13, 2018

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
by smoolio April 2, 2022

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .
by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020
