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crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
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pulling a stewie

the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.
Can you believe it? Ryan was pulling a Stewie in the office today, he even got one on my desk.
by lonerangeroo December 5, 2011
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pulling a txisten

(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.
kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.
by Copper_Whorehey November 21, 2017
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Pulling A Daly

Working only 2 days a week with 5 days off yet stilling earning a full salary anyway you can.
Friend 1- Man, you haven't been at work lately.
Friend 2- Pulling a daly my friend.
by TheOriginalPAD February 11, 2010
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pull a Julie

Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".
I'm working this weekend so I'm going to pull a Julie today.
by SSFunny March 13, 2018
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Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.
"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
by smoolio April 2, 2022
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Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .
that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .
by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020
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