Jet 2 Holiday

A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025

“DARLIN HOLD MY HAN-Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person! That’s £200 off for a family of four!”

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

Ghetto jet

A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.

Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.

by The answer is always Pork Roll June 29, 2023

Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

Jet

the cutest person in the world, best girlfriend in the world!

“god the cutest name is jet”

by salissocutw July 14, 2021

Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 1, 2018

Jet Link

Yes fuck evil shim in his stupid face

An example? last night is a good one

by stanislaus June 4, 2004

Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 3, 2022