Albuquerque Handshake

A handjob

Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.

by JLthaKing October 20, 2020

chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.

Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.

by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017

Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.

I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.

by vanessaloveshotchicks August 16, 2019

love handshake

having sex, sexual intercourse, making love

"Even though Frankie and Carla only knew each other for a couple days, on one drunken night, they took part in a LOVE HANDSHAKE"

by Rebecca July 6, 2003

Jersey Handshake

Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.

"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"

by Whiteboynigga August 9, 2012

Polish Handshake

When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.

Dude can I give you a Polish Handshake, no homo.

by johnnyboy1122334455 September 1, 2012

Colombian Handshake

Passing a warp of cocaine from one person to another without being noticed. As used in "Shameless" (Channel 4 UK)

I was with my dealer but managed a few Colombian Handshakes before the cops arrived.

by ezy732 March 6, 2009