Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
by jizzking78 June 26, 2015
by Ranger man July 08, 2022
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN
Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
by moonsuck December 12, 2023
The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD March 01, 2021
When fisting your partner, using a tightly balled up fist fully insde them, without warning, you yell BANG!! while simultaneously opening your fist, fully extending your fingers, creating the sensation (and possibly similar physical affect) of a grenade going off inside them.
Warning: a poor manicure may enhance the hamburger effect.
Warning: a poor manicure may enhance the hamburger effect.
Guy: Last night I was fisting a real dead fish and decided to liven things up with a grenade. She jumped around so much, she almost broke my wrist.
by Sick_Ticket April 02, 2022