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The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022
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Greek Wax

The process of having pubic hair removed specifically from between the butt cheeks in combination with then having your butthole bleached.
Adult movie stars frequently have a Greek Wax prior to filming a movie.
by Just00Jake April 24, 2025
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Greek

Lady: "Just where do you think that's going?
Dude: Sorry babe, its all greek to me
by bigbobbybob May 24, 2023
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raw greek

1. Unprotected homosexual sex consisting of one or more people of Greek origin.

2. The use of Greek fire as a supplemental sex toy during unprotected homosexual sex.
Person 1: Damn, Alexios is so hot in that Centurion uniform...
Person 2: Fr, I would SO let him raw greek me.

Surgeon: So it appears you have third-degree burns in your ass.
Person 2: Why did I let him raw greek me...
by nopenotlunaaaa February 8, 2024
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eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.
Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!
by Vigna May 12, 2016
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TGI Greek

The go-to company for every college student when it comes to custom designed t-shirts + accessories for events, or just everyday wear.
Person 1 "Ugh, where do you get so many cute t-shirts?"
Person 2 "Thanks, it's TGI Greek."
by pennyvegas May 31, 2022
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Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping
My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.
by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025
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