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Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019
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Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.
It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.
by Gerks March 3, 2025
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grandma lil

grandma lil / was married to dick but he died

single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum

fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.
by pussy in my ass January 22, 2022
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Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.
I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....
by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021
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Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.
Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again
by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010
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cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!
by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018
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Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011
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