a Buddha of sorts that sits on an ice cube and offers advice to any who can hear his raspy voice, though his advice is typically one word...
Dude, did you see the blue frog?
Yeah
What did he say?
"chill..."
Whoa...
I know, it's deep
Obey the blue frog, chilllllll.... ribbit
Yeah
What did he say?
"chill..."
Whoa...
I know, it's deep
Obey the blue frog, chilllllll.... ribbit
by lumi_kuma March 30, 2011
frog lips are when someone doesn't have any umph in their lips. this is very apparent when you kiss someone.
by bigporky September 13, 2013
by CBR2010 April 09, 2010
A bubble of air that becomes trapped between a woman’s lady lips that isn’t a queef or a ‘fart’. Just a dainty bubble of air that ‘pops’. Sometimes a wiggle dance or a tug on the panties will pop the bubble.
by linewyf May 22, 2020
by Alia is a royal turd December 12, 2018
The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.
by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014
by theghosttiger June 29, 2015