russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.

I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .

by The Fire Fox January 18, 2016

Intermediate Fasting

When you put fake bugs in your food causing an intermediate stoppage of eating

Blaise used intermediate fasting to scam Jersey Mikes.

by Hehetahtah November 10, 2018

fast forword

the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.

you want to go to school and learn
no imma just do fast forword

by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019

Fast and furriest

Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel

He gave her the old fast and furriest

by Enzolammento March 7, 2019

break fast

a snack eaten within a fast break.

Friend: Hey man! Whatcha doin?
You: Having break fast!

by Tebsickle December 20, 2018

Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.

OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.

by The_Bambino_88 January 9, 2019

Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019