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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
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b-dumps

The gigantic dump you have to take after eating at buffalo wild wings (also known as Bdubs)
Friend 1: hey man, wanna go to Bdubs?
Friend 2: no man, I don't wanna get a case of the b-dumps
by ilovekmart229 May 5, 2011
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Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 2, 2020
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Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
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dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013
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Pizza Dump

Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.
"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."
by Pannts June 1, 2018
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A Connor Dump

A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.
Yo bro let me just go take a Connor dump
by NYIIII February 14, 2019
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