by Readmeagain June 6, 2022
by Sloppyplop September 29, 2021
The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.
Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?
Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023
Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/
Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
by evanfeite January 27, 2017
by Kimfai October 11, 2022
When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.
Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.
by Hotwhitemama2888 June 17, 2017
A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012