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The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.
Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".
by AlleyViper December 8, 2004
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Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong
"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"
by fred987 December 11, 2020
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nit-wit

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma December 1, 2016
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That's whats witted!!!

That is smart or that is a good idea!!!
You at the shoe store about to by one pair of J's but they got a sell for buy one get one half off. So, your homie tells you to take the sell. You respond by saying "That's whats witted!!! Good lookin."
by theone# May 6, 2011
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Slick Messin Wit

Slick Messin Wit(h)

-in the sense of a non-committed quasi-relationship (no official relationship title)
“The shawty I was slick messin wit hit me up…”

- low key messing around
by XandaGamma May 6, 2023
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Pushing my wit

When it’s 3am and someone is pissing you off!!
YOUR PUSHING MY WIT!!
by St8k D=Y May 11, 2018
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