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ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.
That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.
by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024
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Ultimate Simp

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
by kais ex bros September 4, 2020
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Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"
-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000
by Baller shooter 4000 developer November 14, 2022
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Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.
Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.
by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023
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ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.
I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.
by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017
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